NEW YORK, NY – Anti-vaccine advocates are reportedly lining up this year to get their hands on the limited edition, vintage smallpox blankets. The blankets are available in a limited quantity and the demand among anti-vaccine parents to get their hands on one to give their children natural immunity to the disease is reaching a fever pitch.
“This is the only way for us to give our little angels natural immunity from smallpox,” explained one anti-vaccine dad named Tim. “I will do whatever I have to to get my hands on one.”
Along with the single blankets, their is also the ultra-limited edition “Double Snuggie” smallpox blanket which can accommodate two people. Perfect for anti-vaccine parents with more than one child.
“Ever since I heard about the ‘Double Snuggie Smallpox Blanket’ I have been saving up my money. I’ve even cut back on the amount of vitamins a colloidal silver I am buying online for my kids…the weird part is they are much healthier than they have ever been,” said Ben Swann, anti-vaccine and anti-science advocate.
The blankets are available for sale at local homeopathy shops across the greater United States.
