Little Billy Temple recently came home a sad and dejected boy after the chemtrail science fair project his father made him do received a grade of ‘F’ and took home last place at the school science fair.
“I was very disappointed with Billy’s diorama,” explained teacher and presumed government agent Mr. Watts. “Billy’s topic was the Science of Flight and he really dropped the ball here. His diorama was simply terrible and the insides were lined with printouts from Natural News and Info Wars.”
Billy’s parents are furious at both the school and Mr. Watts, and are planning to sue the school and the board of education.
“This is what you get when you try and bring a little truth to the state-run prison school system” said an angry Mr. Temple. “When I am through with them and win my court case and get my billions in compensation, they won’t have enough money left to run any schools in this state. Suck on that science.”
According to Billy’s friends and teachers, he did not want to talk about chemtrails in his science project at all, but rather look at the advancements made in the science of flight over the last 100 years.
“Billy loves science, it’s like his favorite class” said fellow student and friend, Timmy O’Toole. “It’s his mom and dad that make him do all the crazy stuff.”
The Spudd has just learned that the Temple’s are now also suing Timmy.
