Scientists mourn as Robert F. Kennedy Jr, 61, found alive

NEW YORK, NY – Scientists across the nation are in mourning today as RFK Jr., anti-science-conspiracy-theory-loving-fear mongering-anti-vaccer, has been found alive.

“We thought we were done with him to be honest, we had heard some rumors,” said Dr. James Novak of the CDC. “But apparently he is still out there ready to spread fear and incorrect science to anyone who will listen.”

While the science community would never wish death on anyone (with the obvious exception of death from chemtrails for population control purposes), the community was admittedly “not that upset” when they heard rumors of RFK Jr’s passing.

“Look, we never want anyone to get hurt or die. Unlike our anti-vaccine counterparts who routinely wish death and destruction to doctors and scientists the world over, we never want that to happen to anyone. However, if there are a few less people out there spreading the anti-vaccine message, that wouldn’t be the worst thing,” said one scientist who wished to remain anonymous.

The anti-vaccine movement is celebrating the aliveness of Mr. Kennedy as he has become one of their most well-known, least scientifically literate members over the past few years.

“Mr. Kennedy is one of my heroes. His tireless efforts to remove mercury from the MMR vaccine and get rid of the mandatory vaccine for smallpox in children is truly inspirational,” said Tanners Dad, Jim.

 

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