BISMARCK, ND – Scientists released the results of a new study today which revealed that yes, bears do indeed defecate in the woods.
The research team from the University of North Dakota followed black and brown bears for nearly three years and spent a total of $2.8 million in funding to reach their conclusion.
“It was a long, tough road with lots of late nights,” said co-principal investigator Dr. Jame Ursus. “In the end I think it was all worth it. We can now say definitively that bears do shit in the woods.”
The study will be published later this year in Annals of Scientific Idioms, a new scientific journal with a slightly higher impact factor than Homeopathy.
The researchers say they next plan on submitting a grant proposal to determine if the Pope is Catholic.
