Residents of Gluten, Missouri petition mayor to change name

Residents of a small town in rural Missouri are petitioning Mayor Gus Hardmin to change the name of their beloved town in light of the whole world seeming to be going gluten free.

“We’re getting made fun of everywhere” says Maggie Daulton, 53. “You can’t turn on the news or pick up a newspaper without reading about the evils of gluten. We’re sick of it.”

The name is also affecting local business and tourism says local farmer and owner of Gluten Farms, Cam Tucker. “I can’t get anyone to buy my crops, simply because they see the name on the side of the box and assume all the crops have gluten in them.”

Recent studies have shown that non-celiac gluten allergy may not actually exist and that most people who are gluten-free have no idea what gluten actually is.

Among the names being floated around as possible replacements for the small town of 700 are: Wheaton, Starchington, and Cornwall.

 

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