In a stunning new report released today in the Annals of Extraordinary Claims, researchers determined that people who receive their childhood vaccines and adult booster shots are at an increased risk of developing cancer than those who don’t get vaccinated.
“We found that people who get their immunizations on average live 5-10 years longer than those who don’t,” explained lead researcher Dr. Randi James. “That puts them at an increased risk of developing cancer at the end of their lives.”
This shocking development is being echoed all around the anti-vaccine world as more proof that vaccines cause more harm than good.
“Yet another study proving we are right about the evil toxins in vaccines,” said anti-vaccine cult member Jake Crosby. “This is pretty clear cut: people who get vaccines get cancer more than those that don’t. The epidemiology is perfectly clear. Trust me, I call myself an epidemiologist.”
The researchers are next planning on looking at whether or not people who drive cars are more likely to be involved in car accidents.
