Report: Anti-vaccers computers being attacked

ORANGE COUNTY, CA – Computers of anti-vaccine advocates have reportedly been getting recently attacked and hacked at an alarming rate.

“My computer had 3 different viruses,” says Jacob Crisby, blogger and self proclaimed epidemiologist. “I know it is Big Pharma behind it. They know we are getting too close the truth.”

The investigative team at The Spudd discovered that all of the computers which were “hacked” actually just had Trojan viruses. None of the computers investigated had any anti-virus software installed.

“I’m not putting some anti-virus software on my computer, no way” said James Mircula. “I have pictures of my kids on there. I don’t want some anti-virus program filled with God knows what getting close to my kids. I want my computer to be as natural as possible.”

Some of the Trojan victims we talked to acknowledged that anti-virus software does have it’s benefits, and would be willing to install it on their computers if it was more natural. “I’m not anti-anti-virus software, I’m pro safe anti-virus software,” explained Crisby.

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