Moderna scientists reportedly struggling to add microchips to latest boosters

The news is not good coming out of Moderna HQ. With another round of booster vaccines on the horizon, scientists are reportedly struggling to add the tracking chips into this particular batch. "The first few versions were easy,…

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Moderna scientists reportedly struggling to add microchips to latest boosters

The news is not good coming out of Moderna HQ. With another round of booster vaccines on the horizon, scientists are reportedly struggling to add the tracking chips into this particular batch.…

Lost Meningitis Brady Bunch episode found

A long-lost Brady Bunch episode about the hijinks surrounding a family meningococcal meningitis outbreak has been uncovered by Hollywood archivists. “We wanted to show what would happen if one of the kids…

Big Pharma manages to keep cure for cancer secret for another year

Big Pharma is celebrating as once again they have gone another year with managing to keep to the cure for cancer a secret. “We had a few scares there this year, especially…

Conspiracy News

Wearing a mask may help protect against deadly chemtrails, new study finds

In a new study from Harvard University, researchers concluded that wearing mask to cover your nose and mouth may have a protective effect…

Report: Scientists already hard at work on 6G technology, considering which disease to make it cause

A new report has surfaced which shows the worlds scientists and engineers are already hard at work on producing 6G technology. With 5G…

Alt Med

Mom’s kiss more effective than homeopathy in treating children’s pain

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire

PITTSBURGH, PA - In a new study out of the University of Pittsburgh, researchers discovered that a kiss from mom or dad on…

Trump recommends taking a bath with toaster to “zap away” coronavirus

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President Trump, in his latest coronavirus briefing, suggested "zapping" coronavirus could be a great way to kill the virus. “So, supposing we hit…

Food & Science

Study shows Keto, Vegan diets only work if you tell everyone about it

A new study looking at ketogenic and vegan diets has revealed they only yield positive…

science, health, satire, vaccines.

Study shows less than half of anti-GMO advocates actually know what a GMO is

CAMBRIDGE, MA - A recent study by the Harvard School of Agriculture shows that less…

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Anti-GMO advocates shocked to learn organic food industry is “for-profit”

ST. LOUIS, MI - In a breaking story making headlines across the globe, anti-GMO advocates…

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Thousands rush to exchange online medical degree for Google PhD in foreign policy

After spending the better part of two years using their online medical degrees to post…

Wearing a mask may help protect against deadly chemtrails, new study finds

In a new study from Harvard University, researchers concluded that wearing mask to cover your…

FDA gives full approval to Pfizer vaccine, anti-vaccers move goalposts in record speed

"We new this day would come, and we were prepared," says anti-vaccine, pro-covid supporter Dr.…

Vaccine News

Scientist disappointed to learn grad school was a waste of money

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Thomas Lowry, PhD, is extremely dissapointed after realizing all the money and time he spent on graduate school was wasted.…

“Sanitation and Hygiene Did Not Save Us,” reports Anti-Vaccine Doctor

Lima F. Rainow, M.D., Medical Director of the Natural Solutions Establishment, announced to her adoring fans that she is turning…

Crazy mom still decides to vaccinate her daughter even after being shown multiple anti-vaccine memes

Local mom Katie Smith, 32, shocked everyone when she announced she was taking her daughter to get her childhood vaccines.…

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