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Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
Alternative medical healers hold annual meeting to invent new diseases, cures

MIAMI, FL – In the sun and sand of Miami, Florida the who’s who of alternative medical healers held their annual meeting to create new diseases and condiions and of course new ways to cure them. The 3 day conference also focused on which vaccine ingredients to blame for autism and other conditions, the best fluoride-removal sysytems to sell on your website and how to convince people that oxygen and water are worth paying for.

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
Anti-vaccer caught double dipping chip at party

SPRINGFIELD, OH – Local anti-vaccer Frank McLelland was at a dinner party last night when onlookers witnessed him double-dipping his chip.

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Homeopath secretly taking conventional medicine for years

LONDON, UK – Homeopath Dana Allman (name changed for anonymity reasons) has confessed to The.

FDA finally approves Glade Vaccine Mist

NEW YORK, NY – The FDA has finally announced the approval of Glade Vaccine Mist,.

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
Foreign woman nearing death from following Food Babe’s "can’t pronounce it" rule

SPRINGFIELD, OH – Tatiana Orlov, 44, is reportedly nearing death from starvation after following the.

Doktor Spudd goes undercover, visits naturopath

BALTIMORE, MD – I, Doktor Spudd, evil doctor and pharma shill, recently went undercover disguised.