CDC scientist admits some vaccine ingredients can be toxic at high enough doses, especially Dihydrogen monoxide

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ATLANTA, GA - The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) made a shocking announcement today admitting that some of the ingredients in vaccines can be toxic. "Well, yah, I guess if you had enough of some…

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HIV cure within sight from ping pong table

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Treatment of the HIV/AIDS epidemic may take a sharp turn in coming years, as a Melbourne based research team has firmly stated that a cure is "within sight from the ping-pong table.…

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Pfizer announces new vaccine to protect against vaccine injuries

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Fire hydrant breaks, homeopaths rush to collect “free medicine”

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PHOENIX, AZ - A fire hydrant in a suburb of Phoenix, Arizona burst last night, causing water to come spraying out all over…

World Health Organization classifies David Avocado Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’

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GENEVA - The World Health Organization (WHO) has officially classified David "Avocado" Wolfe as 'probably carcinogenic'. Wolfe joins the growing list which recently…

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Local anti-vaccine mother does some math, won’t allow child in car or to eat food

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New study: A GMO apple a day will help keep the doctor away, but will also give you cancer

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Anti-GMO advocates shocked to learn organic food industry is “for-profit”

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CDC investigating outbreak of selective amnesia at the White House

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CDC scientist admits some vaccine ingredients can be toxic at high enough doses, especially Dihydrogen monoxide

science, health, satire, vaccines.

ATLANTA, GA - The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) made a shocking announcement today admitting that some…

Man doesn’t win lottery after getting flu shot, immediately blames vaccines

ATLANTA, GA – Kenneth Hann is furious. For years Kenneth has bought his lottery tickets at the same place on…

Aging anti-vaxxer keeps claiming Mercury, not Aluminum, causes autism

Much to the consternation of younger members of the anti-vaccine movement, Sean Segal, a prominent 80 year-old founder of the…