CDC to open new department consisting of people who have “done their research”

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ATLANTA, GA - The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced the development of a new department today, one that will be filled by non-accredited doctors and scientists. The new department will be solely staffed by people who "have…

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HIV cure within sight from ping pong table

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Treatment of the HIV/AIDS epidemic may take a sharp turn in coming years, as a Melbourne based research team has firmly stated that a cure is "within sight from the ping-pong table.…

Pharma Shills threatening to strike

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NEW YORK, NY - Local 277 who represents Pharma Shills worldwide, is threatening to strike if a new collective bargaining agreement is not reached with Big Pharma. Pharma Shills are employed by…

Pfizer announces new vaccine to protect against vaccine injuries

Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer announced today that they would be debuting a new vaccine in early 2016 to protect against vaccine injuries. "The vaccine works like most other vaccines, with the shot containing…

Conspiracy News

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Illuminati to Hold Open Auditions

The most powerful and secret society is losing members, as most of the Illuminati are getting older and dying off. In an unprecedented…

What Are They Not Telling Us About Tinfoil?

For years we have assumed that the government and tinfoil makers have been telling us the truth. What a big mistake. Do you…

Alt Med

Scientists confirm apple bitten by Snow White was a GMO, Witch worked for Monsanto

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In a breaking story you won't read anywhere else, The Spudd has learned that the poison apple Snow White was tricked into eating…

Fire hydrant breaks, homeopaths rush to collect “free medicine”

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PHOENIX, AZ - A fire hydrant in a suburb of Phoenix, Arizona burst last night, causing water to come spraying out all over…

Food & Science

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Scientists confirm apple bitten by Snow White was a GMO, Witch worked for Monsanto

In a breaking story you won't read anywhere else, The Spudd has learned that the…

Local anti-vaccine mother does some math, won’t allow child in car or to eat food

Local mother Nancy Del Grande recently stumbled upon a website showing all the possible causes…

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New study: A GMO apple a day will help keep the doctor away, but will also give you cancer

A new study issued by the consumer advocacy group Natural is Always Better Inc. (NIABI)…

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CDC to open new department consisting of people who have “done their research”

science, health, satire, vaccines.

ATLANTA, GA - The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced the development of a new…

Anti-vaccer loses fourth child to vaccine preventable disease, thanks God they all avoided autism

  NEWARK, NJ - Local anti-vaccine mother of four, Sharyl Taylor, has lost her fourth…

Peer reviewed studies soon to be replaced by CAPS LOCK

NEW HAVEN, CT - In a statement released today from both the Cochrane Group and…

Vaccine News

CDC scientist admits some vaccine ingredients can be toxic at high enough doses, especially Dihydrogen monoxide

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ATLANTA, GA - The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) made a shocking announcement today admitting that some…

Man doesn’t win lottery after getting flu shot, immediately blames vaccines

ATLANTA, GA – Kenneth Hann is furious. For years Kenneth has bought his lottery tickets at the same place on…

Aging anti-vaxxer keeps claiming Mercury, not Aluminum, causes autism

Much to the consternation of younger members of the anti-vaccine movement, Sean Segal, a prominent 80 year-old founder of the…

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