Mom’s kiss more effective than homeopathy in treating children’s pain

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire

PITTSBURGH, PA - In a new study out of the University of Pittsburgh, researchers discovered that a kiss from mom or dad on a scrape or cut is just as effective as homeopathy for treating pain. "We looked…

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HIV cure within sight from ping pong table

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Treatment of the HIV/AIDS epidemic may take a sharp turn in coming years, as a Melbourne based research team has firmly stated that a cure is "within sight from the ping-pong table.…

Pharma Shills threatening to strike

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NEW YORK, NY - Local 277 who represents Pharma Shills worldwide, is threatening to strike if a new collective bargaining agreement is not reached with Big Pharma. Pharma Shills are employed by…

Pfizer announces new vaccine to protect against vaccine injuries

Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer announced today that they would be debuting a new vaccine in early 2016 to protect against vaccine injuries. "The vaccine works like most other vaccines, with the shot containing…

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Man sees chemtrails coming from his own house

TORONTO, CA -  A local man was shocked and concerned when he saw chemtrails coming from the side of his own house. "Chemtrails"…

Over 100 seniors die just years after getting pneumococcal vaccine

NEW YORK, NY - In a breaking story you won't find anywhere else, The Science Post has learned than over 100 elderly patients at…

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Mom’s kiss more effective than homeopathy in treating children’s pain

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire

PITTSBURGH, PA - In a new study out of the University of Pittsburgh, researchers discovered that a kiss from mom or dad on…

Raw water may reduce cancer risk, study finds

raw water

In a new study released in the journal Cancer, the new raw water trend may reduce the risk of prostate and breast cancer in eldery…

Food & Science

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Confused mom honestly believes organic food is healthier, doesn’t use pesticides

In what scientists are calling "one for the ages", local mom Cathy O'Brien was shopping…

Roy Moore purchases rare 14 year-old bottle of wine at auction

NEW YORK, NY - Roy Moore has reportedly paid upwards of $69,000 for a rare…

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New study: A GMO apple a day will help keep the doctor away, but will also give you cancer

A new study issued by the consumer advocacy group Natural is Always Better Inc. (NIABI)…

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CDC to open new department consisting of people who have “done their research”

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ATLANTA, GA - The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced the development of a new…

Nation prepares to struggle with parent’s wifi passwords this holiday season

As people across the country are heading home for the holidays, they are preparing for…

US Democracy admitted to ICU in critical condition

WASHINGTON, DC - The United States Democracy has been admitted to the intensive care unit…

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Breaking: Santa delivering presents to only vaccinated children

NORTH POLE - The North Pole Press Association has announced that due to the increase in vaccine-preventable diseases this past…

Report: Over 95% of all terrorists have had at least 1 vaccine in their lifetime

SYRIA - In a shocking revelation today it was announced that over 95% of all terrorists have had at least…

Local cherry orchard only hires anti-vaccers, production increases by 340%

CRANBROOK, BC - A British Columbia cherry orchard has been using the unusual method of employing only people who are…