NSA confirms everything is a conspiracy, conspiracy theorists not convinced

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire

NEW YORK, NY - The NSA announced today that yes, everything that happens or has ever happened in history is a conspiracy. Vaccines, the moon landing, the earth being round, Zika virus, everything. "We can't hide the truth…

Pharma News

Breaking: Anti-vaccers are actually paid Pharma Shills

In what is sure to send shockwaves through both the pro-vaccine/pro-science side of the non-existent vaccine debate and the anti-vaccine propagandists, The Spudd has learned that most if not all anti-vaccers are…

HIV cure within sight from ping pong table

hiv cure pingpong

Treatment of the HIV/AIDS epidemic may take a sharp turn in coming years, as a Melbourne based research team has firmly stated that a cure is "within sight from the ping-pong table.…

Pharma Shills threatening to strike

on strike

NEW YORK, NY - Local 277 who represents Pharma Shills worldwide, is threatening to strike if a new collective bargaining agreement is not reached with Big Pharma. Pharma Shills are employed by…

Conspiracy News

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire

NSA confirms everything is a conspiracy, conspiracy theorists not convinced

NEW YORK, NY - The NSA announced today that yes, everything that happens or has ever happened in history is a conspiracy. Vaccines,…

Breaking: 9/11 was a false flag vaccine/chemtrail experiment orchestrated by Monsanto

NEW YORK, NY - In a scathing report obtained by The Science Post, researchers have found new evidence which points to the September…

Alt Med

World Health Organization classifies David Avocado Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’

science, health, satire, vaccines.

GENEVA - The World Health Organization (WHO) has officially classified David "Avocado" Wolfe as 'probably carcinogenic'. Wolfe joins the growing list which recently…

Fire hydrant breaks, homeopaths rush to collect “free medicine”

science, health, satire, vaccines.

PHOENIX, AZ - A fire hydrant in a suburb of Phoenix, Arizona burst last night, causing water to come spraying out all over…

Food & Science

Breaking: Anti-vaccers are actually paid Pharma Shills

In what is sure to send shockwaves through both the pro-vaccine/pro-science side of the non-existent…

goop

Stonyfield Yogurt, Goop, to be honored at this year’s Anti-Science Awards

LOS ANGELES, CA - This year's anti-science awards which are expected to draw a who's…

science, health, satire, vaccines.

Confused mom honestly believes organic food is healthier, doesn’t use pesticides

In what scientists are calling "one for the ages", local mom Cathy O'Brien was shopping…

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Naturopaths, chiropractors still believe they are actual doctors, study finds

naturopaths, chiropractor, billy demoss

A new study in the British Medical Journal (BMJ), found that a whopping 98% of…

“Rabies is a harmless puppyhood disease” say anti-vaccine dogs

Several anti-vaccine dogs issued a statement today saying that they believe rabies is a harmless…

FDA approves the use of Thoughts and Prayers to treat gunshot wounds

Washington DC - The U.S. Food and Drug Administration today approved the use of Thoughts and…

Vaccine News

CDC quietly admits vaccines cause antibodies

science, health, satire, vaccines.

ATLANTA, GA - Fresh on the heals of the SB277 ordeal and the CDC whistleblower scandal, the Centers for Disease…

Biologists observe Anti-Vaccers making tools, solving simple problems at area Zoo

SAN DIEGO, CA - Researchers at the San Diego Zoo observed some exciting behavior from the Anti-Vaccer enclosure this week:…

Local cherry orchard only hires anti-vaccers, production increases by 340%

CRANBROOK, BC - A British Columbia cherry orchard has been using the unusual method of employing only people who are…

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