NORTH KOREA – Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un announced today that North Korea has carried out a series of underground, secret tests on a new series of vaccines: ones that apparently don’t cause autism.
NORTH KOREA – Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un announced today that North Korea has carried out a series of underground, secret tests on a new series of vaccines: ones that apparently don’t cause autism.
The CDC and FDA are reportedly outraged, worried that these new vaccines will make their way to the United States and they will then lose much of their control over the population.
“We have used vaccines to cause autism, cancer, and a whole host of chronic illnesses,” said CDC president Dr. Mark Novarti. “If these non-disease causing vaccines make their way here, will could be in big trouble with our Big Pharma overlords.”
The international community is investigating the claims, trying to confirm whether it is true or not.
“North Korea has made many claims in the past and many have turned out to be false,” said US president Barack Obama. “I’m confident the investigation of these new vaccines will yield the same result.”
Reports indicate the North Koreans have tested non-autism versions of the MMR, DTaP and Varicella vaccines.
More reports to follow.
