Newly discovered super fruit heralded as latest way for idiots to waste money

A new fruit discovered in the depths of the Brazilian Rain Forest is being heralded by natural health gurus as the latest and greatest way for consumers to spend their money.

“This new fruit, the Deedleberry, has many unproven immune system boosting properties,” said an excited David Wolfe. “We managed to get our hands on some and crush it up into powder and pill form. It will be available in my online store for $79.99 a bottle starting as early as next week.”

The Deedleberry was discovered by an expedition crew and quickly turned into the next super fruit.

“We saw it and immediately saw dollar signs,” said Frank Halpurn, explorer. “We sold the bulk of it to that Avocado guy.”

Health experts are warning that this is just the latest in a long line of so-called “super fruits” which provide no medicinal benefits apart from generating very expensive urine.

 

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