New daycare combines toddlers and lions

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA- A new daycare is opening in Australia next month which will combine toddler care with aggressive lion training. State regulations require parents to sign waivers saying they have a philosophical or religious reason for allowing lions to be near their children.

“It’s our right as parents to allow our children to be naturally exposed to lions,” said Shade Dreamcatcher, mother of 2. “All of these helicopter parents who think they know better, they are the ones who believe these industry funded studies telling us lions are dangerous. They really need to wake up.”

The centre, called Lions and Infants Oh My!, is the brain child of anti-vaccine and pro-lion advocate David Tasha.

“Our centre will be a place of freedom. A place free of judgment around both vaccines and lions. We encourage all of our children to be unvaccinated, although it is technically not mandatory. The lions however are mandatory.”

Many people are outraged at the idea, saying it is setting itself up for disaster. “I’m not sure how this ever got approved or anything” said normal human being Mark Sheppard. “I am really surprised that some parents would allow their children to be near lions. I have two kids of my own, and they have never been near lions. It’s just common sense.”

The daycare is already full and has a waiting list of over 100 children the centre said.

“We never expected this type of response to be honest,” said Tasha. “But it just goes to show that the people of Australia are waking up. They are not going to live in fear of lions because the mainstream media tells them to. People are starting to see the truth. Starting to see that it is the other side who is lyin’.”

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