WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama is trying to leave his mark on his presidency not just with Obamacare, but also with Bill 0157. The bill, if approved by Congress, would withhold any tax returns for parents with unvaccinated children.
“We want everyone in America to vaccinate their children,” explained the President. “We have been told by our bosses underneath the Denver Airport that vaccines are safe and everyone who is eligible should get one. This is just one step towards that goal.”
Dr. Richard Pan is one of many doctors and scientists backing the bill, while Mike Adams and Alex Jones are two of the many non-doctors and non-scientists who are opposing the bill.
“Last time I checked this is still America. As much as Obama has tried to change this country into a socialist, communist, Nazi-like state, it is still America” said a foaming Alex Jones. “Monsanto.”
Mike Adams from Natural News is equally upset, claiming Obama and the US government have been bought by Big Pharma and the underground lizard people.
“First of all, Obama wasn’t even born in this country. Second, he is a Muslim who hates this America with all his soul,” explained Adams. “I have no criminal record.”
The bill is set to be voted on before Christmas.
