Fresh on the heels of Merck’s announcement of a vaccine against GMOs, Monsanto has announced the creation of a new GMO which protects against the harmful toxins in vaccines. The new food is a combination of a banana and a hot pepper, called a Panana.
“We have managed to combine a banana and a pepper, but the best part is we also managed to add in protective genes which will counteract the neurotoxins common in vaccines” said Monsanto scientist Dr.B. Thuringiensis.
The new GMO Panana will be on sale at most grocery stores starting next fall. Anti-vaccine zealots are not exactly sure what to think.
“This seems a little crazy to me” said anti-science, pro-disease advocate Lloyd Christmas. “I feel like I’m trading one evil for another, robbing Peter to pay Paul.”
Monsanto and Merck are both prepared to fight hard for their new products, with huge marketing campaigns planned for both.
The Spudd has learned Monsanto will market their new super GMO with the slogan “Go Panana’s!” while Merck’s GMO vaccine will be using “GMOh no!”
