Mom is currently the only one to like sons anti-vaccine Facebook page

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MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Mrs. Ryan is currently the sole “like” on her son’s attempt to start a successful and popular anti-vaccine Facebook page. Her son, 27 year-old Jeremy Ryan, came up with the idea for his ‘Vaccines: I Won’t Do That’ Facebook page while practicing his hacking skills in his mothers basement.

“The idea just came to me one day. I was sitting there in my mom’s basement really into my hacking when I got hungry and just yelled “Ma! Meatloaf!”and then I thought of that song. And just like that, Vaccines: I Won’t Do That Facebook page was born.”

“The idea just came to me one day. I was sitting there in my mom’s basement really into my hacking when I got hungry and just yelled “Ma! Meatloaf!”and then I thought of that song,” explained Ryan. “And just like that, Vaccines: I Won’t Do That Facebook page was born.”

Mr. Ryan is admittedly a little bit disappointed in the lack of likes and attention the page is getting, but he chalks that up to Facebook being full of sheep.

“The stuff I post on my page will blow most people’s minds, so I’m not surprised no one can handle it,” said Ryan.

Ryan is hoping to connect with his estranged father and forgive him for everything in the past in exchange for a page like.

 

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