Man who dedicated his life to fighting gay marriage must find new outlet for his bigotry

LOS ANGELES, CA – Martin Burridge is furious. His lifelong fight against marriage equality came crashing down with the Supreme Court ruling about gay marriage just a few days ago. He is now at a loss and must find a new outlet for his rage and bigotry.

“I have spent my entire adult life fighting against the atrocity that is gay marriage. Now in one fell swoop, it is all for nothing” said a discouraged Burridge. “I need to find something new to fight against, it’s really depressing.”

During the interview, Mr. Burridge became very agitated and had to be calmed down many times.

“Sorry, I am just so enraged right now. The sanctity of marriage is over” explained Burridge. It was explained to Mr. Burridge that as of press time, there have no reports of heterosexual marriages losing their sanctity.

Mr. Burridge is contemplating just plainly fighting against the “gubmint” as a whole. His home state of California is on the verge of eliminating religious and personal belief exemptions from childhood vaccinations, and Mr. Burridge said he may consider anti-vaccination as his next cause.

“I like what they are doing over in the anti-vaccination cult. They really seem to have their shit together and are very unnecessarily angry. Much like I was about gay marriage.”

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