Man sues health clinic over outdated waiting room magazines

SPOKANE, WA – A man is suing his local health clinic over the age of the magazines in the waiting room. The small clinic only has a handful of magazines to choose from, and most are at least 6 months old. Steve Hogan has had enough.

“When I’m waiting to see the doctor, I don’t want to read about Brad and Jen. I want to read about Kim and Kayne” says Hogan, lamenting over the fact that the People magazine he read there last week was from over 2 years ago.

The Spudd investigated the clinic and found that Hogan was indeed correct. Of the five magazines in the waiting room: People, US Weekly, Quilts! Quilts! Quilts!, The Ourtdoorsman, and TV Guide, only Quilts! Quilts! Quilts! was less than 6 months old.

The clinic staff refused to comment on the case, stating only that they are looking into the situation. That’s not good enough according to Mr. Hogan and his lawyers; they are seeking $250,000 in pain, suffering and mental anguish.

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