Man goes vegan, immediately regrets decision

A man from Nashville, TN took the plunge and announced he was going full Vegan over the weekend. Tom Marsh, 33, had been reading about GMO’s and decided that enough was enough. He was going Vegan.

“I read some undocumented and un-cited facts on some anti-GMO sites and it all seemed legit” explained Marsh. The only problem was he didn’t really know what going Vegan entailed. “I didn’t know it meant I couldn’t eat chicken or fish. I thought it was just like hamburgers and stuff” lamented Marsh. However, at this point Marsh had already committed.

“I had already made two Facebook status updates about it and tweeted it out a few times, so I’m pretty much in it for the long haul now.”

It is unclear how long Marsh is going to be able to keep this up, as his love of chicken nuggets may soon outweigh his convictions.

Stay tuned for updates on this story as it develops.

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