Man Detoxes While In Bathroom

A man from Reading, England is in awe after detoxing his body while in the bathroom. Jeremy Clarkman went to visit a local detox clinic this week to partake in a foot bath detox. The process involves sitting in a chair with your bare feet in a small tub. The “electrodes” are then turned on and the toxins are flushed out of your body through your feet. You can even see the water turning a dark brown as all the dangerous chemicals and toxins are cleansed from your body. So, you can imagine Clarkman’s surprise when the detox bath worked without him even having his feet in the water.

“Before it even started, I had to go the bathroom” explains Clarkman, “but I couldn’t get the lady’s attention so I just got up and ran to the bathroom. I figured I would come back and start the procedure.”

But what happened instead? When Clarkman returned from the bathroom, the water in his detox foot bath had already turned brown.

“I didn’t know what to think. I mean, this thing detoxed my body without me even having to touch it. It’s a miracle” claims Clarkman. The clinic’s owner, Julie Scamson, believes that Clarkman is correct – that his detoxing process was a miracle. Scamson refused to be quoted for this story.

However, not everyone agrees. Those pesky scientists claim that the water turning brown has nothing to do with detoxing, and the water changes color naturally because of the chemical reaction between the electricity and the salt water…but what do they know.

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