Local man goes gluten-free for 20 minutes, cracks when friends order pizza

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HARRISBURG, PA – Martin Shellik was prepared to start a life free of gluten and full of being smug towards all those less enlightened friends and family who still ate gluten, when his world came crashing down. Just 20 minutes into his gluten-free life, Shellik bailed.

“I really, really love pizza” he explained. “So when my friends all got together and ordered some pizza before watching the game, I cracked.”

As has been proven by scientists before, those who live a gluten-free lifestyle are categorically better than those who do not.

“I’ve read so many studies that show gluten is the root of all evil and (between it and vaccines) is responsible for every bad thing in the world. And Obama and Monsanto of course,” said Shellik.

At last report Shellik was seen on a couch watching football and rubbing his belly.

 

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