PORTLAND, ME – A local Portland man is becoming disheartened with the health system after repeated trips to the emergency room and walk-in clinics without getting a diagnosis. “All of these so-called “health experts” keep telling me there is nothing wrong with me, but I just know there is” said Bruce Garrich, 37. “They did blood tests, took swabs, everything…and they still couldn’t tell me what was wrong.”
As it turns out, there is actually nothing wrong with Mr. Garrich, doctors told The Spudd. “He comes in every few days complaining of fatigue and a cough,” said one of the doctors who wished to remain anonymous. “We told him to quit smoking, eat healthier and try to get some exercise. He rejected that idea.”
It was only when Mr. Garrich went to see a naturopath that he finally received the help he needed.
“Mr. Garrich presented with a classic case of mineral and supplement deficiency” explained “Dr” Amy Fouler. “I managed to get him on a good regimen of supplements, vitamins and a juice cleanse. All for only $199/month.”
Mr. Garrich was very happy to finally have found someone who would listen.
