Local hipster talks about going all natural, living minimalist…on blog written from new Macbook Air

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PORTLAND, ME – Local hipster and minimalist Finn Hewton is hoping his blog highlighting his new lifestyle will catch on and become extremely popular. His blog, Finnimalist, was started just last week already has over 100 email subscribers.

“It’s just so refreshing to let all of that materialism go and just be free”

“I think people are really into what I’m doing, living the natural lifestyle, getting away from corporations and money ruling everything,” explained Hewton.

Hewton, who lives in his parents guest wing on the Upper East Side of New York, has spent months perfecting his beard, shopping at upscale second hand stores, a recently purchased a $2,300 Macbook Air to write his blog.

“It’s just so refreshing to let all of that materialism go and just be free,” says Hewton.

Mr. Hewton is reportedly planning a huge blog launch party next week at his parents house in the Hamptons.

 

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