WASHINGTON, DC – According to documents obtained by The Spudd, a new form of life – one that combines the intelligence and dexterity of a human being with the blind allegiance of a sheep – is currently being developed by several pharmaceutical companies in conjunction with the US government.
The leaked documents show the scientists are trying to create an army of “shills” that will regurgitate anything the government, big pharma and the mainstream media tells them.
“Most people are already sheep anyways,” said Mike Adams from Natural News. “There is only a select few of who are really awake, really know what’s going on. I know how to juggle.”
While we’re not sure what the last thing has to do with this story, Adams insisted that we print it.
Anti-GMO advocates are sure to oppose the move and reports indicate there is already a “March Against Sheepans” being planned by several groups on Facebook.
