Jim Carrey to play Mercury in new Marvel superhero movie

LOS ANGELES, CA – Jim Carrey has been confirmed to be the latest Hollywood funny man to try his hand at superhero movies. The Canadian comedian and budding crazy person will play the little known Marvel villain Mercury.

“This is a big opportunity for me. It gives me a chance to shed some light on the story of Mercury,” said a wide eyed, jittery Carrey.

Carrey is most known for his hit comedic movies like Dumb and Dumber and for dating Playboy bunny and amateur scientist Jenny McCarthy. Recently Carrey has taken to Twitter to vent his frustrations and display his stunning lack of scientific knowledge for all to see concerning vaccines.

 

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Jim is hoping to use his press tour promoting the Mercury movie to also talk about mercury in childhood vaccines. Which there is none of.

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