Jenny McCarthy files for moral bankruptcy

In a sad statement released through Facebook, Jenny McCarthy has declared moral bankruptcy. The anti-vaccine queen – known mostly for Playboy, Santa Baby, and being anti-science and anti-vaccine – has apparently run out of morals.

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In a sad statement released through Facebook, Jenny McCarthy has declared moral bankruptcy. The anti-vaccine queen – known mostly for Playboy, Santa Baby, and being anti-science and anti-vaccine – has apparently run out of morals.

“It is with great sadness and regret that inform all of my fans – middle-aged men, Santa Baby devotees, and rabid anti-vaccers- that I have come to the end of my morals and sadly must declare bankruptcy.”

Ms. McCarthy reportedly did not have many morals in the bank to begin with, so when she began her anti-vaccine crusade she was already on thin ice morally. McCarthy’s reps told The Spudd that with a new kid on the block, her husband Donnie Walhberg, she is hoping to turn things around.

“Ms. McCarthy will continue her search and fight for “clean vaccines” and ways to help more crystal children like her son. However, she is hoping that perhaps taking a small step back from crazy will help as well.”

McCarthy has asked to be a guest on several daytime talk shows and even reached out to Oprah, but her agent said none of her calls were returned….expect by Andrew Wakefield who calls her several times a day on both her cell phone and Skype to “chat”.

 

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