INTERNET – Once again, the internet commenter has come along and solved another scientific mystery. For the past year and a half, health officials have been trying to deal with the Zika virus and it’s link to birth defects.
“We have been doing lots of data collection and population health investigations, but it turns out it was all a waste of time,” said Dr. Bruce Alyward of UNICEF. “It turns out the birth defects are all being caused by either Monsanto or vaccines. And possibly chemtrails I think.”
As so often happens when it comes to issues of science and health, the omnipotent commenter is there to save to day.
“The whole Zika hoax is manufactured by Monsanto and Big Pharma,” said 911troofbomb. “The mainstream media just perpetuates it and the sheep eat it up.”
Scientists have been conducting research and studies on the link between the Zika virus and microcephaly, and a recent article in the New England Journal of Medicine concluded that:
“Although much remains unknown about the effects of ZIKV infection during pregnancy, population-level data from French Polynesia and Bahia reveal a clear association between first-trimester ZIKV infection and microcephaly risk.”
The Science Post has learned that all recent studies and articles on the Zika virus will soon be retracted.
