Devoted anti-vaccine advocate and holistic pediatrician, Dr. Harry Pavelsky, was genuinely conflicted when a patient asked him what he would suggest were a vaccine against chemtrails to be developed. Chemtrails are long-lasting trails left in the sky by high-flying aircraft – chemical/biological agents deliberately sprayed for sinister purposes undisclosed to the general public. According to Dr. Pavelsky, though their purpose and effects remain fully unexplained, they do represent one of the greatest threats to the health of his patients.
“I’ve got to admit, this question threw me for a loop,” Dr. Pavelsky told The Spudd. “Existing vaccines are irrelevant neurotoxins, as they protect against harmless childhood diseases- at least for any breastfed child. But we did not co-evolve with chemtrails, of course, so our natural immune systems are not equipped to deal with them. A vaccine against their effects remains an intriguing, yet purely hypothetical question.”
Ultimately, Dr. Pavelsky said that he would reject such a vaccine on the grounds that “the same people who are spraying us, are the same ones who would want to inject us.” Dr. Pavelsky said that any so-called vaccine against chemtrails “would instead likely act synergistically with the chemtrails to enhance their effects.” Dr. Pavelsky also reminded his patient that his online supplement store contains many products which would defend a person against chemtrails naturally.
