House party enters fourth tense hour of anti-vaccine philosophy major leering creepily from bedroom


A huge house party on the campus on Illinois State University entered it’s fourth consecutive hour of Peter Campbell, a 3rd year philosophy major, hanging out by himself in a bedroom creepily watching everyone.

“That dude gives everyone the creeps. No one will dare to talk to him because he’ll just launch into some anti-vaccine, weirdo philosophical rant,” said Beta Sigma Pie member Carter Davidson III. “We just leave him alone.”

Peter told reporters that he doesn’t expect anything less from the sheep.

“Of course no one wants to talk to me, no one wants to hear the real truth,” explained Campbell. “They are all happy in the matrix, drinking their corporate kool-aid and shooting themselves up with toxic vaccines and GMOs. But I’m here. I’m existing. Existing outside the matrix, free from the shackles of the oppressors…”

It was at this point reporters stopped listening to Campbell as he became less and less coherent and more and more angry.

At last report, Campbell was still at the party apparently continuing the rant for an estimated three hours.


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