A new study released today in the Annals of Quackademic Medicine, proves once again that Naturopathy and Homeopathy are much safer than their conventional medicine counterparts.
“We found very few adverse events related to naturopathic herbs and homeopathic remedies, especially when compared to conventional pharmaceuticals and more invasive procedures,” explained lead researcher Dr. Timothy Turner. “We also found that naturopathic herbs and homeopathy had no beneficial effects either.”
Homeopaths and Naturopaths love to claim how much safer their medicines are than conventional medicines, and how many people die each year of adverse reactions to pharmaceuticals.
“This study proves what we have been saying all along – our medicine is very safe,” said Naturopath and pretend doctor Brett Smith. “Sure, they technically don’t do any good either, but at least they don’t do anything bad…most of the time.”
The study had some limitations in that it didn’t examine how many people have been adversely effected by choosing alternative medicine in lieu of conventional treatments.
