LOS GATOS, CA – Netflix is branching out to reach a new demographic: homeopathy believers. The streaming tv and movie service announced the launch of Homeopathic Netflix, available early next month.
The service will only show 0.00000001 second of each show or movie, but homeopathy believers and practitioners will tell you that means the shows are that much more powerful.
“When you watch a movie like 12 Years a Slave homeopathically, it really hits home” said Paul Therro, fake doctor. “The themes and messages in these movies and tv shows will come through in even greater strengths that watching them conventionally.”
The new service will cost only $0.00000799 a month, 1 millionth of the cost of regular Netflix ($7.99).
