CHEYENNE, WY – A homeopath has taken a different approach to securing medicine to stock the shelves in his clinic. Dana Ollman, homeopath and amateur digger, began digging a well in his backyard with hopes of finding buried homeopathic treasures.
“I read online how to dig a well in your own backyard,” explains Ollman. “It’s pretty easy, and I am really hopeful I will find a treasure-trove of medicine down there.”
“Dr.” Ollman dismisses any skepticism of his plan or profession, insisting that all detractors of homeopathy and well-digging have been bought buy either Big Pharma or Big Water.
“It saddens me when you see all these skeptics and their “science” proving that homeopathy doesn’t work. If it doesn’t work, then why does it cost so much to buy it? Riddle me that scientists.”
Check mate.
