The Spudd has been contacted by a holistic doctor, who for their own safety will go by the pseudonym Dr. H, who secretly gives his patients real vaccines.
“Preventing disease is far better than treating it. This is the foundation of holistic medicine, so of course I vaccinate my patients.” Dr. H began. “Nearly all of my patients are anti-vaccine but they ask me for alternatives. We have no way of preventing disease except through vaccination.”
“I just tell them it is a natural immunity booster with only safe, natural ingredients. I tell them all of the potential side effects of the vaccine and will only vaccinate those who are not medically exempt.”
When we asked Dr. H what they thought about lying to their patients, their response was baffling “I’m not lying. My definition of natural includes things made by man as man is natural, so anything we create is natural. The ingredients in vaccines have been proven to be safe.”
What Dr. H found to be the best part is actually the most horrifying:
“The best part of this is that I’m not the only one doing this. Most of us are secretly pro-vaccine. If your child has been given a holistic vaccine I would bet dollars to donuts it was a real vaccine.”
I urge everyone to begin detoxing their children immediately and conduct in depth investigations into your holistic doctor.
