NEW YORK, NY – A new diet which goes against the latest hip trends of being anti-GMO and gluten-free, has shown significant results in a recent study.
The study looked at over 200 people (n=217) who consumed nothing but GMO’s and foods high in gluten. The results showed a significant decrease in both body weight and gastrointestinal symptoms.
“The results speak for themselves,” said lead scientist Dr. William Davidson. “The patients all showed significant improvements with only minor side effects.”
The most common side effects from the diet included the growing of new limbs (n=11, 5.1%), increased homicidal ideation (n=23, 10.6%), and increased facial hair (n=56, 25.8%).
“We feel with a few tweaks to the diet we will be able to lower the overall side effects,” said Davidson.
Plans are in the works to release a book based on the study: “The Gluten and GMO Way: Break free From the Conspiracy Theories About Your Food and Lose Weight, Look Years Older, and Grow a New Limb in Just 21 Days!”
