WEST AFRICA – Ebola is pissed. For months it dominated the headlines of every major news source on the planet, ravaging West Africa and killing thousands. Conspiracy theory blogs were blaming Obama, vaccines, the NWO, anything they could think of, and were getting website visitors in record numbers. But now that Ebola cases have been on the decline for some time, the press have moved onto other stories, other diseases, and Ebola is not happy.
“I’m still really important you know,” said Ebola. “I am still infecting and killing nearly 100 people everyday. Just because a bunch of rich, white people got the measles doesn’t mean you can just ignore me.”
With the measles outbreak in California taking up most of the media coverage in the US, Ebola has had to turn to other things to get back in the news.
“I am in talks right now with Universal about making Outbreak 2, so hopefully that will pan out and I will be back in peoples minds again soon,” said a hopeful Ebola.
