Good news! Sudan has vaccination rates equal to that of Los Angeles

In a move welcome by international public health figures everywhere, a recent study revealed that the vaccination rate in the Sudan is equal to that of some areas of Los Angeles. The Sudan is one of the poorest, most violent areas in the world making delivering, administering, and storing vaccines a singularly difficult challenge for international health workers.

“I am extraordinarily proud of this accomplishment,” said Dr. Anna Duncan of UNICEF. “That our organization was able to deliver vaccines to the Sudan at a rate which matches a modern, wealthy, first-world city in America, is a testament to their dedication and courage.”

The study credited vaccines with decreasing the infant mortality rate in Sudan from 20% in 1992 to 5% today.

“We still have work to do,” Dr. Duncan told The Spudd. “Conflict has prevented many Sudanese children from receiving vaccines. However, I am sure that with the help of Rob Schneider and other privileged Westerners with no memory or concept of these diseases- thanks to vaccines- the rate of childhood vaccination in Sudan will soon exceed that of wealthy, LA suburbs.”

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