Food Babe's new book to be completely made of kale

Vani Hari, aka The Food Babe, is well underway to finishing the follow-up to her popular pseudoscience thriller, The Food Babe Way. She is reportedly in talks with several different vegetarian publishers in hopes of publishing her new book, Food Babe: Stories From the Trenches, on nothing but kale.

“I am hoping to dry out the kale and print on that,” said Ms. Hari. “Everyone keeps telling me it can’t be done, or it isn’t smart because it will eventually shrivel and rot, but I am sticking to my guns. They told me I couldn’t make a million dollars talking about science with no scientific knowledge and I managed to do that.”

The new book will reportedly feature behind the scenes accounts of the Food Babe’s struggles to overcome sexism, bullying and lack of science skills.

“We are aiming to have the book completed by next month, then available to consumers in time for Christmas. I am having some trouble coming up with enough bullshit to fill all the pages, so it might be mostly pictures of me holding different foods.”

Followers of Ms. Hari are already excited about the prospect of a new book telling them what to do and what not to do with their health from a computer science major.

“I can’t wait! I’m going to pre-order this book for sure. The best part is, after I’m done the book I can use it in my salad,” said Food Babe superfan, Tammy Tolford.

 

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