Food Babe lashes out at Amazon reviewers

The Food Babe’s new book, The Food Babe Way: Break Free from the Hidden Toxins in Your Food and Lose Weight, Look Years Younger, and Get Healthy in Just 21 Days, was recently released to much fan fare amongst her loyal army.

However, skeptics quickly jumped onto Amazon to leave 1 star reviews without ever having read the book. You can tell because on Amazon it shows if the reviewer is a ‘verified purchaser’ or not.

There are also over 1000 5 star reviews, most of which also do not have the ‘verified purchaser’ moniker. But according the the 5-star reviewers, they have all bought the book somewhere else, so their reviews are legitimate.

When Vani heard about this, she was furious. She used her Yoga techniques to calm herself down, took a deep breath of 20% oxygenated air, and immediately went to Amazon and posted the names of all the 1 star reviewers (a practice which is against Amazon’s policies). The post was quickly taken down.

She also rallied her army to go to Amazon and leave 5 star reviews of her book (also against Amazon policy) in the interest of fairness.

Three Kale shakes later, Vani said she had finally calmed down.

“These reviewers are like chemicals. There is no safe amount of them. Ever.”

 

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