Vani Hari is at it again, this time taking credit for starting the mythical Trojan War. In her latest screed, she claims that it was her and not Helen of Troy who cause a thousand ships to launch and begin the Trojan War.
“Look at my face and look at my body of work, of course that was about me,” explained the self-titled “babe”. “Everything that happens is somehow related to me.”
Vani is no stranger to taking credit for various things that happen in both the present and the past.
“I’ve been responsible for changes at Starbucks, Chipotle, Subway and World War II” she explains. “I am pretty much the best human ever.”
The Spudd will stay on top of any further develops from the Hari camp.
