WASHINGTON, DC – Vani Hari, aka The Food Babe, has been appointed as the the new Nutritional Advisor to the President. The post carries a lot of weight to it as Ms. Hari will be advising both the President and Congress on how to adopt a healthier lifestyle for the American public.
“Ms. Hari has shown that she is the foremost expert on food science, atmospheric conditions on airplanes, and a host of other sciency things,” said President Obama. “I am looking forward to her contributions to both my own health and the health of the American people.”
The Food Babe released a statement on her website, thanking President Obama for the opportunity:
It is with great honor that I accept this new and powerful position. I am confident I can do a great job and continue my work of eliminating all chemicals from all foods. My first order of business will be increasing the oxygen levels of the White House, I think that is a no brainer.
Scientists and legitimate researchers from across America have expressed their concern over the move, but The Food Babe insists they are all just out to get her and are ‘big bullies’.
Vani begins her new role on April 1st.
