Food Babe Airlines set to take flight in 2017

Vani Hari, aka The Food Babe, announced today that she will be founding her own airline and is set to begin operations in late 2017.

“I have been saving my affiliate money and the money I got from my book deal for something big and this is it” said an excited Hari. “This new company will revolutionize the airline industry.”

The features and amenities on Food Babe Airlines (FBA) are as numerous as they are baffling. For example, the cabin will be kept at a constant 80% oxygen level and the food served on the flights will be picked fresh every morning from a local farmers market and of course will be non-GMO, organic, and gluten-free.

Critics claim the costs and logistics involved in doing something like this will bankrupt the airline in a matter of months, if not weeks. Scientists are warning that exposure to 80% oxygen for hours at a time can lead to hyperoxia, a condition which can cause a long list of problems such as lung failure, seizures and retinal detachment.

“I’m used to having haters criticize me” said a defiant Hari. “These so called skeptics and scientists are really just industry shills and sexists. They don’t like what I am doing which is getting people to think for themselves and disrupting the status quo of the business world.”

Hari has secured funding for the purchase of two different planes but is currently at odds with fuel suppliers.

“There are way too many chemicals in the fuel used in airplanes. It’s loaded with hard to pronounced words. I’m willing to make all the planes on FBA use solar and battery power, unless the jet fuel industry agrees to remove all the chemicals from their current fuel products.”

The Spudd has learned that FBA will be charging anywhere from 15-25% more than their competitors for the privilege of flying on their airline.

 

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