LOS ANGELES, CA – Super chiropractor Bill DeMoss has always been a trend-setter in medicine and chiropractic health. So it was no surprise when he announced his latest innovation in the field: In utero fetus adjustments.
“It’s pretty simple really, through my patented technique I am able to make spinal adjustments to the developing baby while still in the mother’s womb” said DeMoss. “Provided the mother has not had any vaccinations of course.”
Skeptics are weary of the new procedure saying it can cause undue hardship on both the unborn child and the mother.
“We don’t recommend that any child see a chiropractor, let alone a fetus” said Dr. Mark Harold, pharma shill.
DeMoss remains adamant that this procedure it not only safe, but beneficial for both mother and baby. “When I place my hands on the mother’s belly and slowly perform a spinal manipulation on the fetus, I can feel both of them having this out of body experience. It’s really quite amazing.”
Parents who wish to receive this treatment for their unborn little angels must get on the waiting list, and also sign a 35 page waiver form absolving the clinic and “Dr.” DeMoss of any and all responsibility if anything should go wrong.
