NEW YORK, NY – The FDA has finally announced the approval of Glade Vaccine Mist, a spray which not only smells great but also contains the MMR vaccine.
“Parents can now spray the vaccine throughout the house and avoid needles altogether,” said Glade spokesman Fred Hutton. “We also offer unscented versions, so you can discreetly spray any unvaccinated friends and family.”
The company is hard at work on other vaccine mist products including DTaP, Influenza and Pneumococcal.
“There is a huge opportunity for use in long-term care and hospice care homes,” says Hutton. “Nurses can simply plugin our Glade Influenza Mist into the wall and it will periodically shoot out a mist of vanilla scent and the influenza vaccine. It’s a win-win.”
While many are happy about the new product, some worry it can cause unwanted side effects.
“Have you read the ingredients in those things?” asked anti-vaccer Jake Crisby. “They are full of toxins and chemicals and I’m sure will cause all sorts of problems. Whether I can prove it or not, I know they are dangerous. But they do smell terrific.”
Look for Glade Vaccine Mist at Walmart and Walgreens starting in March.
