Family to designate "unvaccinated kids table" for weirdo cousins' kids this Thanksgiving

TUCSON, AZ – The Hamel’s are going out all this year for their biggest Thanksgiving dinner yet, with over 24 people expected to be there. The biggest hurdle to overcome has been that second cousins Keith and Nancy Harding will be coming in from California with their unvaccinated children.

“We made sure to set up a second kids table just for them, away from everyone else” explained Susan Hamel, host. “We are telling the kids it’s a ‘super table’ with police tape blocking it off and everything.”

The cousins are expected to arrive late, having to stop several times to recharge their solar panels and electric battery in their makeshift eco-friendly Winnebago.

The Hamel’s are also expecting some push-back when they pull out the 22pound turkey and serve non-organic, gluten-filled bread, potatoes, etc.

“We’re not really sure why they are even coming to be honest” said Jack Hamel, man. “Probably just to have a big audience when they launch into a tirade about the government, big pharma and GMOs.”

The Hamel’s made sure all of their family members and children were up to date on their booster shots in anticipation of the coming zombies anti-vaccers.

 

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