PORTLAND, OR – It’s a little known fact that doctors love it when you come to them with printouts from the internet. They love it when you take the initiative to Google your symptoms and come up with a diagnosis. More so, they enjoy it when you decide what you think is best for you and your family when it comes to medical treatments and prevention.
Dr. Michael Bernstein, a family doctor for over 22 years, was floored yesterday when a parent brought in her 18 month-old angel, Nathan, and began educating him on the dangers of vaccinations.
“It was clear she had done hours of research to confirm what she thought about vaccinations. I feel like a fool that I wasted so much of my life in medical school and so much of my time reading the medical literature” said Dr. Bernstein. “I wish more parents were like her. I wish they all did their own research when it came to vaccinations and pharmaceuticals. It is especially helpful if a parent brings in a printout from a website and already knows their child’s diagnosis. It saves us a lot of time.”
It is unclear why Nathan’s mama was at the doctor’s office in the first place, since through her research she has also confirmed that the entire medical community is the pockets of Big Pharma.
*update: It turns out that Nathan had broken his arm 7 days earlier. His mama had tried “modern alternative” methods to heal it naturally before begrudgingly seeking the help of a professional (albeit one that is bought by Big Pharma and wants to pump her kid full of toxins).
