Dr. Oz and Brian Williams have lunch, reminisce about old times and new miracle cures

NEW YORK, NY – Dr. Mehmet Oz and former NBC news anchor Brian Williams got together this past weekend to get a quick bite to eat and reminisce about old times.

“We like to get together every now and then,” said Dr. Oz. “He recounts stories of his heroic reporting career and I let him in on a new secret miracle weight loss pill or two.”

Other patrons at the restaurant told The Spudd they overheard Mr. Williams telling tales of protecting JFK, guiding Apollo 13 safely back to earth, and recounting the harrowing days he spent hiding from Nazi’s while writing in his diary. Dr. Oz listened in awe and followed up by revealing to Williams that the seed from a newly discovered tree in the Brazilian rain forest will melt the fat away from your body and help you lose weight like never before.

Luckily, said Oz, he knows a company which sells the seeds and gave the information to Williams.

The two men stayed for nearly two hours and by all accounts were laughing loudly and seemed to be having a great time. When it came time to pay the check, both men wanted to pay and a small argument ensued.

“Both of them insisted on paying” said restaurant patron Ruth Cheeks. “They both pulled out their wallets and a bunch of hundred dollar bills just came pouring out. I’m not sure who ended up paying to be honest.”

The Spudd is working hard to find the weight loss miracle seed Dr. Oz was talking about and will update the story as we gather more information.

Evil doktor, pharma shill, vaccine chemist, Monsanto spokesperson, GMO lobbyist, chemtrail deployer and false flag organizer.