"Dr." Josh Axe debating which fake doctor degree to get next

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Dr. Josh Axe is both a chiropractor and a naturopath, so he is a double non-real doctor. Being as such, he naturally has an extensive online store and dvd videos for sale and is very much against mainstream medicine.

After failing to get accepted into medical school for three straight years, Josh suddenly decided he didn’t want to anyways and that his true calling was natural medicine.

“I decided against traditional medical school in lieu of natural medicine, something I think can help a lot more people,” explained Axe. “Plus, a lot of medical doctors don’t have online supplement stores or dvd’s, something I really wanted to cash in on.”

It appears as though Dr. Axe isn’t satisfied with two fake doctor degrees and is looking for an easy third.

“Right now it’s between homeopathy and ordering a PhD from an online diploma mill, it’s a really tough call.”

In the meantime, Axe vows to continue conning people out of their money and calling himself “doctor” as much as is humanly possible.

“One day back in 2009, I managed to refer to myself as “doctor” over 59 times. That’s my personal record and I try to break that everyday.”


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