Doctor wows colleagues and patients by being only two hours behind schedule

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Patients and colleagues alike were coming from all over the hospital to the ambulatory clinic of Dr David Dillon to witness a miracle. Dr. Dillon was operating with blazing speed and efficiency and by mid afternoon was only 2 hours behind schedule.

“We’ve never seen anything like this” said hospital administrator Marsha Molland. “We are planning to ask Dr. Dillon to speak at the next grand rounds about what he did here today.”

Local news crews also showed up at the hospital to try and get the scoop on what was going on at the clinic today.

“This could be the biggest health story of the year” said ACN’s Will McAvoy. “This could revolutionize medicare.”

Dr. Dillon was so busy with this groundbreaking schedule that he was unavailable for comment.