LOS ANGELES, CA – Local pediatrician Dr. Andrew Furey was upset with the number of hours he worked for the lowest salary of any specialization, pediatrics. He decided to forgo all his medical knowledge and training and opened a new detox clinic specializing in vaccines, GMOs and chemtrails. And business is booming.
“I can’t believe it to be honest with you,” said Dr. Furey. “Within a week of opening I had made more money selling detox kits and consultations than I had in 3 months as a pediatrician.”
The clinic, Dr. Furey’s Green Detox Clinic, is located in an affluent neighborhood of Los Angeles and has been booked solid since it opened.
“Dr. Furey is an incredible doctor and man,” said one patron. “He got rid of all the built up toxins in my body from years of exposure to GMOs and chemtrails. It only cost me $599 too.”
While many former colleagues of Dr. Furey’s are criticizing the move, they cannot deny the monetary windfall of the clinic.
“What he is doing is simply selling snakeoil to gullible, science illiterate fools,” said one former colleague. “I can’t support what he is doing, but I also cannot deny the massive amount of money and fame he is getting.”
Dr. Furey was immediately accepted into, and beloved by, the anti-vaccine movement and chemtrail truthers the world over. He is now arranging speaking engagements at various anti-vaccine and conspiracy conferences for a fee of $5000.
